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[Mar. 1st, 2004|12:49 pm] |
yestaday was my berthday!
my berthday my m my m my m my b ber b ber berthday!
i rote a song bout my berthday hear it gos:
gonna eet my berthday cake
gonna be a big berthquack
so be kool for koolness sake
an tha jews invinted the rake
berfquack berfquack buh b buh buh berthquack!
thass tha end of my song now thanx fo tha luv. ps i like tha cake an tha presents so hokk a nizzel wizzel up. |
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| happy drop-a-frend day! |
[Sep. 12th, 2003|12:13 am] |
sorry but i hads ta drop some folks from here. seems theirs to many dat caint get along. yuo wanna keep up wit da bobster and they caint do it. caint bee done baybe! i am only sad that i dont have a prety pic to go with it.
soem of yuos will ask why i drop yuo and some of yuo will ask me why i ever added yuo. it is cause i am a mistery rapped in a condom in a wigma that yuo caint comprend like me cause yuo aint got teh mad skillz i gots at my disposal. speekin of disposals i gots to flush on outta here. |
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| howdy yo welcome to da dirty south |
[Aug. 31st, 2003|02:23 am] |
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| | pimpa lishus like soem bubba lishus! | ] |
haaaaay all my new frends! i wanna gives a shoutout to alls yall espeshly my rushin frends i wanna say too yuo:
¡hey todos usted motherfuckers rusos!
im like harry garsia and what a long strange dick its bent. hoppin in da back door 24 24. yeh im high high high on life an den soem.
thimk i gots soem storeys for yall when i come down just yuo wate and see flyin batspiders an shit like on stargate pnu yuo now it like i pee in yuo get it?
numba 1 numba 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111! |
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| addin yo frnds day |
[Jul. 18th, 2003|06:28 pm] |
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| | frndly | ] |
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| | berry mandalow cocobanana wit fetters in da short hairs | ] |
hay geuss what day it is yall? add ur frends day! most of my frends were alreddy added but i had soem new ones so i addsed them back to.
i ben sleepin at the lyberrie. i lerned seom badass computah trix yo checkem out
and been checkin out the books. them dicksionerys are cool for stunnin rats without smushin all the good stuf up. and when yuo get tired of them yuo can wipe ur butt a thosand times on the pages. i dont wipe my but so if any of yall peeps yeah thass right! i saied peeps an yuo can give da word peeps a clicky an it shows yuo my peeps! top o my game muthafuckas! i loves yuo all!
if yall need me ill save em bookz for my homez i f dey need soem wipin an
ill be in da siencse fritchion fricksion gettin my kling on. whattup.! |
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| cuntraversey |
[Jun. 27th, 2003|08:35 am] |
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| | rollin rollin pimpin pimpin | ] |
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| | rollin rollin pimpin | ] |
yall now i aint about a buncha contraversey im about tha love an feelin da love but soemtiems yuo gotta figt when yur a man babee and i gots to git my pollatix on too show i am nore than jus prety im a thinkin mna an gots my minds on tha world ynow.
heer's tha deelio: dey gots da nu i-gots-nocked-up-wit-babies-n-my-coochy-an-dis-pill-will-nocks-em-back-uot-b4-yur-pantys-r-dry-pill that is o-t-c wich meens opins-that-coochy and even i can git it then. it was a Rx drug wich meens you got rexed by tha doc to get it an payed mo money mo money yall git it now. so even tho its mo cheep an mo easy it dont beet an oldfasioned punch in da tummy.
i wanna have a db8 were all yall tell me how lernin of this and all has made yur lifes better 4 it. aint no contraverzizzalley just that lovin lovin rollin rollin. |
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| thass wack |
[Jun. 6th, 2003|04:39 pm] |
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| | cumpadibull | ] |
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| | stankin in da rain | ] |
like they know anythin bout the boxcar and his cumpatabullitude. id do any an all of you rihgt here riht now babeh. thass riht. and for free to. but yuo can gimme a dolla to show da love. |
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| iv got an itchin in da bak door kitchin |
[May. 28th, 2003|03:21 am] |
caN u fukkin bileve it ? ive bin heer a-hOle gahddamn yeer!
shittyeah!!!!!!!!!! i saw muh freinds band kik fukkin ass sundayy nite.
u guys r so good to me i luv ya mans! if it wernt for all ur lovin i wudnt be the MAN i am 2day! nExt tyme i hit a sidwalk drinkn up the licker da girls dont want ill tost TO MUH FREINDS!!!!! my pee'r grope gang! |
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| chiamese checkas |
[Apr. 29th, 2003|03:04 pm] |
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| | me chiamese me play joke | ] |
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| | me upt shit in yuor mouth wile you wuz layin down in my shit | ] |
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.2) lunaraye asked for a story and im putin it here to cuz its a funny story. last night i went downtown by the chiamese restrtunt were they had all yuo coud eat. so i clime in there dumpstur and i ate all i could and shit it out and ate sume more. they threw away half a cat and i ate that to. sombody musta herd me in ther cuz they started bangin on the side. i climbed out and the guy siad hed call popo on me so i pushed him down in the spot were i just shit and instead of popo he got poopoo! like an eggroll but he roled in my shit insted. if he had a forchune cooky itd say YUO WILL BE NOCKED INTO A PILE OF SHIT BY A PILE OF SHIT YUOSHITASSMOTHURFUCKUR! |
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